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The Sewer Chewer Newsletter July 13, 2006
#1, brought to you by Uncle Mitch, bitch!
 
It's about damned time.

CHUD.com started as a newsletter back around 1997 with about 65,000 people onboard in the year 2000. We stopped doing them because the company running our list went out of business and the guy who was in charge graduated from college and then graduated from being around. The result: A long, cold winter from the stuff. In the time since, our contemporaries have tried it on and have done well (though nobody really does things the way we do). We now feel it's high time we resurrected the long dormant beast but now with an added flavor. So, I'd like to welcome you all aboard. Here's some promises:

1. We will release one newsletter a week, without fail. That includes overrated religious holidays.

2. Every week, one DVD will be given out to a member of this newsletter. I won't guarantee a GOOD film, but it'll be a free one nonetheless. (Or a t-shirt from time to time.) How? We'll figure that shit out later.

3. We won't give your shit away to people who buy mailing lists.

There'll be more promises, but for now I'm just glad you're here. Now for the meat of this sucker...

At the year's half mark I was planning to run a top five list, but the newsletter made more sense as a place to drop these since I want this sucker to be worth the read every week. So, in what I consider a rather balls year, here's a few wheats to avoid the chaffs with:

10 V for Vendetta
9 Inside Man
8 Hard Candy
7 Slither
6 Mission: Impossible III
5 Running Scared
4 United 93
3 Thank You For Smoking
2 The Amatuers
1 Pan's Labyrinth

-Nick Nunziata


Welcome to the first Sewer Chewer newsletter. I'm psyched that you've joined up, and I'm going to be doing my best to offer some original content here that will make this newsletter worthwhile. But speaking of content... next week Dave Davis and I are heading to Las Vegas, to visit the set of Zak Penn's new improv poker comedy, The Grand, and then we're off to the San Diego Comic Con. Our schedules are packed, so daily site updates might be slim. With that in mind I'm leaving behind a couple of things to help you keep your CHUD addiction fed. One of them will be my "Halfway There Top 10 List" - a countdown of the 10 best films I have seen so far this year.

I think end of the year 10 best lists are great, but they're also deceiving. Sometimes very good movies from the first half of the year get left off because of the glut of goodness that comes every winter, and because the excitement over a movie can fade in ten months. It occurred to me that maybe periodical lists over the course of the year would be a great way to call attention to some movies that may fall off the radar by the time December rolls around.

The piece for CHUD will be a little more in-depth, but I wanted to give Sewer Chewer subscribers the first peek at my Top 10 films I've seen so far this year:

10 Running Scared
9 Slither
8 Brick
7 Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
6 Down in the Valley
5 Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
4 V For Vendetta
3 A Prairie Home Companion
2 United 93
1 The Fountain

-Devin Faraci


Assuming we survive Las Vegas, CHUD will be present (as always) at this year's San Diego Comic Con, which really should consider a name change to something like Mondo Con or Omni Con - as the comic industry slowly dwindles away to "properties" and convoluted company "events" and their presence withers, the Comic Con has been overrun by high-profile Hollywood projects, TV shows, videogames, toys and all sorts of genre material. Which is fine with us! And while things may be too hectic during the show to provide constant coverage, rest assured we'll have plenty of goodies upon our return, potentially including chats with:

Jon Favreau (IRON MAN)
Edgar Wright (HOT FUZZ)
Nic Cage (GHOST RIDER)
Sam Jackson (SNAKES ON A PLANE)
Jason Statham (CRANK)
Neil Marshall (THE DESCENT)
Jackson Publick (VENTURE BROS.)
Zach Snyder (300)
Frank Miller (SIN CITY)
Roger Corman (DEATH RACE 2000)
Guillermo del Toro (PAN'S LABYRINTH, HELLBOY cartoon)

And a lot more. Plus all the other panels and announcements on huge movies like SPIDER-MAN 3, FANTASTIC FOUR 2, GRIND HOUSE, TRANSFORMERS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, and all the other incredible stuff we find.

And here's what else you can look forward to in the near future on CHUD:

Fans of heroic chinned EVIL DEAD star Bruce Campbell have long awaited his short-lived Old West series THE ADVENTURES OF BRISCO COUNTY JR to ride onto DVD, and it's finally on the way. We'll have a review of the entire single season box set soon!

And it's been awhile since director Renny Harlin had a hit - will his new supernatural flick THE COVENANT be one? We'll have coverage from our visit to the set appearing on the site in the coming weeks.

-Dave Davis
CHUD.com
Uncle Mitch says, READ!
NEWS
In case you missed these articles within the last few weeks or you just want to read them again...

Transformers Gets Military Might
Michael Bay enlists the Air Force to fight robots.
http://www.chud.com/news/7128

Trailer: The Quiet
This thriller stars Elisha Cuthbert in a cheerleader outfit.
http://www.chud.com/news/7124

Vince Vaughn Is In The Cabinet
Vaughn will go Against All Enemies with Paul Haggis.
http://www.chud.com/news/7107

Natalie Naked
Portman's a big girl now - and will be proving it onscreen.
http://www.chud.com/news/7108

I See Dead People... And Great Buttocks
Jessica Alba does spooky Asian remake.
http://www.chud.com/news/7117

Still Spoiled After All These Years
Devin asks you: What do you think of spoilers?
http://www.chud.com/news/7118

Ving Rhames Still Hates Zombies
Updated with more Day of the Dead casting news!
http://www.chud.com/news/7102

Will Ferrell Is A Mediocre American Man
The third film in the Anchorman trilogy and more John C Reilly.
http://www.chud.com/news/7101

Jumpin' Jackson Flash
Sam shouts for Doug Liman.
http://www.chud.com/news/7099

Chow Yun Pirate Picture
Pirates 3 bad guy - photographed!
http://www.chud.com/news/7098

Transformers Tease You
Michael Bay's Transformers hate other robots in the teaser trailer.
http://www.chud.com/news/7038

Truth, Justice And... A General Sense Of Niceness
What happened to the American way in Bryan Singer's Superman Returns?
http://www.chud.com/news/7037

INTERVIEWS

John Kricfalusi (Ren & Stimpy The Lost Episodes)
Ren & Stimpy creator never calls Devin 'You Eee-dyot!'
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7129

Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio (Pirates of the Caribbean 2)
Devin chats with the men behind Jack Sparrow's script.
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7086

Bill Nighy (Pirates of the Caribbean 2)
Only on CHUD.com: Devin head to tentacles with the Pirates villain.
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7040

REVIEWS

Pirates Of The Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest (Tag Team)
Nick, Steve, Russ, and Andrew aren't such jolly Rogers.
http://www.chud.com/reviews/7041

Pirates Of The Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest (Devin's Take)
Devin gets his buckles swashed by the Pirates sequel.
http://www.chud.com/reviews/7056

Superman Returns (Tag Team)
They came. They saw. They didn't came.
http://www.chud.com/reviews/6991

Gamers (DVD)
Dave makes a saving throw with role-playing comedy.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7096

The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (DVD)
Ian would like to farce you up.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7120

Eight Below (DVD)
Pooches move our man David.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7112

Danger After Dark Collection (DVD)
Ian checks out three completely unrelated Asian flicks.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7110

The Garden (DVD)
Dave takes the weed whacker to Lance Henriksen.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7097

Syriana (DVD)
Thor's got gas.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7092

THUD

Nick On Nightmares & Dreamscapes (1 Of 8)
Nick guests on Devin's column with a look at King on TV.
http://www.chud.com/thud/7116
Fetal Film
A slow week, but we'll bounce back!
Not much has been happening with Fetal Films for that last few weeks due to me taking some time off to light fireworks, scream during the World Cup and bond with my DNA gene pool (family). Rest assured, I will have a fat update for the next newsletter and now is a good time to send out a shout for some assistance with Fetal. It has grown to the point that one person cannot keep everything updated and what I am looking for is a couple of people to help with cast updates, release dates and new movie projects. If you would like to help please contact me at chudfilms@sbcglobal.net

-Eileen Bolender

Deja Vu (November 22nd, 2006)
Links to trailers in 7 formats
http://www.chud.com/movies/2670

Fearless (September 22nd, 2006)
New summary, one-sheet and stills
http://www.chud.com/movies/7122

The Hitcher
Updated summary
http://www.chud.com/movies/2521

Hollywoodland (September 8th, 2006)
Updated summary, stills, trailer links
http://www.chud.com/movies/5491

OPENING THIS WEEKEND

Little Man (Sony)
http://www.chud.com/movies/5306

You, Me and Dupree (Universal)
http://www.chud.com/movies/3227
Creature Corner
Hello everyone, and greetings from the Creature Corner. I'll be supplying you with all of the links to our best articles right here, so if you're a horror fan- look no further. Seriously. We'll kill ya. Here's what we've got this week-

-Alex Riviello

NEWS

Romero's Son Makes The Screening
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1517

Autopsis: A New Halloween Comic
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1519

The DVD Slice!
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1514

REVIEWS

Marcus (Film)
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=reviews&id=1504

Nightmares and Dreamscapes Part 1 (TV)
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=reviews&id=1481

Nightmares and Dreamscapes Part 2 (TV)
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=reviews&id=1520
11 Colonels Attack!
Nick chimes in with NEWS!
Some of you have asked how the CHUD.com movie was coming along, and here's your answer:

Tomorrow the first of several packages will arrive in various offices of people who requested them at movie studios, independent financing houses, and a few industry folks who want to see the movie get made. Included is a very polished, very vulgar, and very cool EPK/Documentary/Pitch Reel that runs 11 minutes. It features interviews with just about all the creators and stars as well as tons of artwork, rehearsal footage, and other stuff.

If anything showcases a sick but funny as Hell low budget R-rated comedy, this does. If you're a friend, cross your fingers. Some of these clips may wind their way onto CHUD at some point.

Additionally, I'm putting the finishing touches on the first draft of 11 Colonels EXIST!, the sequel this weekend and am about a quarter of the way into 11 Colonels UNZIP!, the last one. Someone suggested shooting all three for a discounted rate and who am I to not pull my weight in that equation? In all honesty the second one is a lot better than the first and when you start a third film with the protagonists surfing on semen it's obviously all downhill from there.

There's your update!

Please visit the 11 Colonels MySpace page well as my brand new one at these locations:

http://www.myspace.com/11colonels
http://www.myspace.com/nicknunziata
Contests
Eureka (TV)
Watch new Sci-Fi Channel show, win DVDs!

Win A Phone Call From Ren & Stimpy Creator Creator John K! (TV)
Celebrate the DVD release of Ren & Stimpy: The Lost Episodes with the guy who started it all.

Poker on DVD!
Nick has a trio of instructional poker videos for the subscriber who emails him at nunzichud@yahoo.com with the best drunken friend story.
Nick's friend since 1988, Brian Pollock just won 30k in a poker tournament and he has one of the best moments in history and he wasn't even drunk. Send yours, win some DVDs.
The CHUD Thinker
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Merch Of The Week!!
The 'That Ain't Right!' tee, starring our own Will Mason as Shawn Texas in 11 Colonels ATTACK!.
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