The Sewer Chewer Newsletter July 21, 2006
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The Big Hello

Welcome to the second installment of the newsletter. Hopefully you found the first one to be worth a damn. Here's what's the latest and greatest on CHUD Main:

Dave Davis and Devin Faraci have trekked over to Las Vegas to hang out with Zak Penn on the set of his new film THE GRAND. While they were there they chatted up the likes of Werner Herzon, Woody Harrelson, Brett Ratner, and the director himself. I don't know how much is on the record, but expect greatness. Apparently, Mr. Davis may have gotten himself a cameo in the thing, which will prepare him for his role as the Warlock in CHUD.com's own 11 COLONELS ATTACK! After that, they immediately took off to San Diego for the Comic Con. Next week's newsletter ought to be chock full o' nuts. After that, Dave will fly home to Beantown while Devin stays on the West Coast for some Autobot mayhem and a look at the latest Guillermo del Toro masterpiece, PAN'S LAYRINTH. My review of that film will be on the site before the next newsletter.

Meanwhile, I'm in Alpharetta, Georgia. In the sweltering heat with no fancy celebrities around except Fred Tokars.

RETURN OF THE KING DIAMOND

My big announcement this week is that I'm rejoining the forces of CHUD.com full time again starting with last night. I'm back in the saddle again, hopefully for the better. Already, you'll notice a ton of content (mostly me putting up all the bad ass stuff other people have done, but still) as well as a new rotating headline on the front page. By the time you read this it should be in the 2.0 stage of design and much sexier. In addition to my joining the fold again, I must direct you to the first two minutes of the 12 minute Pitch/EPK for the CHUD.com comedy 11 COLONELS ATTACK! Our goal is to find an investor in the near future so we can have this thing done by next summer. Here's hoping. To see the teaser, follow the link below.

http://www.chud.com/news/7137

WHERE'S ROJ AND DWAYNE?

Additionally, since this site has been around longer than some schoolchildren have been alive, we're going to be re-syndicating old classic stuff like interviews, editorials, and whatever fun stuff that comes our way. We banished all the stuff from 2000 and older in one of our many server purges but there's six years of stuff to comb through. Here's the first three CHUD Rerun articles:

Smilin' Jack interviews Vilmos Zsigmond
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7193

My first article on September 12, 2001
http://www.chud.com/news/7192

In time for Clerks II, my Kevin Smith 'Jersey Girl' interview
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7183

MEG UPDATE

It's been pretty quiet on the giant shark front, hasn't it? Too quiet. Eerie, even. I can't spill any beans right now, but I'm getting some beans together and close at hand in case I start feeling clumsy. I'll just say this: I have fond hopes for 2008's summer season. On a sad note, one of Steve Alten's biggest fans and a big online supporter of the film was in a very serious car accident. Cross your fingers for her.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450459/board/thread/48292690 - Steve Alten's message (Note from Jason: You'll have to be an IMDB subscriber to view.)

-Nick Nunziata
CHUD.COM
Devin and Dave are out at the Comic Con, but Nick and the crew pick up the slack!
NEWS

CHUD RSS FEEDS
Rescued from the annals of our server! RSS feeds!
http://www.chud.com/news/7194

HULK ECRASER!
The Transporter's transporter transports to Marvel Town.
http://www.chud.com/news/7186

EXCLUSIVE: ZAK PENN ON HULK 2
Remake? Reboot? Writer Zak Penn explains!
http://www.chud.com/news/7177

EXCLUSIVE: FLYING DUTCHMAN CREW PROGRESSIONS!
From men to monsters!
http://www.chud.com/news/7175

IT'S REALLY GOOD TO BE THE KING
Eric Bana gets either Scarlett J. or Natalie P. to give head.
http://www.chud.com/news/7170

YOU'RE IN THE SPIRIT WORLD NOW, ASSHOLE!
Frank Miller gets the ultimate Eisner Award.
http://www.chud.com/news/7176

INTERVIEWS

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN (THE LADY IN THE WATER)
Kara speaks to the controversial filmmaker.
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7187

PAUL GIAMATTI (LADY IN THE WATER)
The man speaks to a... woman? Has CHUD gone mad or brilliant?
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7180

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD (THE LADY IN THE WATER)
Kara speaks to the titular lady in the titular water.
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7184

MIAMI VICE PRESS CONFERENCE
Newell took a break from DVD brilliance to bring you... this brilliance.
http://www.chud.com/interviews/7171

REVIEWS

CLERKS II
It's a blue light special at best, says Devin.
http://www.chud.com/reviews/7169

MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
Devin experiences no crisis on this infinite Earth.
http://www.chud.com/reviews/7160

LADY IN THE WATER (RUSS' TAKE)
Russ would rather see this wench drown.
http://www.chud.com/reviews/7189

THE LADY IN THE WATER (DEVIN'S TAKE)
Devin skinny dips with the new M Night movie.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7191

SPEEDWAY (DVD)
Eileen jumps in the fast lane with the King.
http://www.chud.com/reviews/7158

BLUE COLLAR TV - SEASON 1, VOL. 2
Jeremy gits-r-done... reluctantly and painfully.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7181

BRISCO COUNTY JR, THE ADVENTURES OF (DVD)
Dave rides tall in the saddle with The Chin.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7165

F TROOP - THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (DVD)
Eileen tires quickly of this goofy bunch.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/6970

FACE THE MUSIC (DVD)
Ian faces the mediocrity.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7178

ER - SEASON 5 (DVD)
A season of change, but still worth a damn, says David.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7167

THE BARBIE DIARIES
Thor comes down with a case of Glitter Lung.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7173

GETTING PLAYED (DVD)
Even Carmen Electra and Stacey Dash aren't enough to soothe Wade's suffering.
http://www.chud.com/dvd/7172

THUD

NICK ON NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES (3 OF 8)
Finally, a good one.
http://www.chud.com/thud/7179

THE SPECIAL EDITION
Welcome!
I suppose I'm jumping in on this train a little late. How very hobohemian of me ( - I even have the painted scary frown face!). Besides "get away from me," the second most common phrase uttered to my deteriorating ears is "what DVD can you recommend?." It's asked a lot, and not just by my mother and her friends. My sponsor asks as well. So I figured this Newsletter serves as good a place as any to resurrect a tiny feature I did a while ago called, rather wobbly, The Forgotten Spotlight (which will surely forgo a name scrub). Its genesis will remain the same - a weekly place to recommend something that has gone unnoticed, regulated to other parts of the shelf to make way for the shiny new releases for the public's ADD.

But that's not all. There could even be a lopsided discussion about the pertinent DVD issues of our day. HD-DVD and Blu-Ray have both detonated in stores and mostly word has been mum, unless you're nouveau riche. That was to be expected as the Studios haven't been releasing the more powerful titles, ones that really fire up the movie lover in all of us (you know, like Caligula. Or Miguel Ferrer's Blank Check). As consumers (bear with me on another analogy) I feel like we're Keanu Reeves on Jan de Bont's Bus, figuring out which technologically advanced system will thwart Dennis Hopper. In reality, both are still semi-astronomical and the coming months/years will show just which freeway we'll have to jump over when venturing into the future. Being poor and destitute I am without either, but the bank I rob next week will work quite nicely with upcoming plans.

Let's go back to the original caveat I wanted to discuss - that of recommendations. In terms of quality through 2006, it's been somewhat interesting. Peaks and Valleys (as in Russ Meyer and Jacqueline Susann). I have been telling people to check out these discs, all of which have set a fire in my loins that would cause even a Specialist to blush.

The John Wayne/John Ford Collection (without a doubt a necessity for all)
The Complete Mr. Arkadin: Criterion Collection
Warner Bros. Tough Guy Collection
Cemetery Man
Munich: Limited Edition (if you're lucky to get your hands on it)
Kingdom of Heaven: 4-Disc Director's Cut
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
Dirty Dozen: Special Edition

Plus, on the horizon I'm Fosse jazzed about The James Stewart Signature Collection, V for Vendetta, Brick, Inside Man, The Last Mogul, Double Indemnity's Legacy Series, This Island Earth, Arrested Development: Season Three, and White Nights: Special Edition. Oops, I meant Trilogy of Terror: Special Edition. You probably already knew they're coming if you read The Special Edition anyway.

Meanwhile, feel free to e-mail me (chud.special.edition@gmail.com) your own recommendations and we'll see if we can't start something.

-Newell Todd


CREATURE CORNER
Things are heating up!
Well, hopefully most of you are inside with AC and out of the heat- as for yours truly I'm stuck in the middle of a city with lots of blackouts. Fun times! If you live in the New York City area or are going to be in town this Sunday- make sure to check out our first film screening at the Creature Corner Nights headline below. We've lined up a bar, some great flicks, and lots of cool people- come out and support your Corner!

-Alex Riviello

NEWS

CREATURE CORNER NIGHTS!
Come out and watch horror with Alex!
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1529

CONTEST: WIN THE RUINS!
Win "A Simple Plan" author Scott Smith's new book!
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1531

SING ALONG WITH THE EVIL DEAD
An Evil Dead musical?
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1532

FILM REVIEW: MAIL ORDER BRIDE
The ultimate realdoll?
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=reviews&id=1528

BOOK REVIEW: SNAKES ON A PLANE
Even Carmen Electra and Stacey Dash aren't enough to soothe Wade's suffering.
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=reviews&id=1524

11 COLONELS ATTACK!
They tease you!
This week, Nick and crew unveiled an 11CA! tease on the CHUD.com main page for all Chewers to see. If you're remotely curious to know a little more about what 11 Colonels Attack! is all about, you'll want to take the time to download and watch the video. If you could care less, watch it anyway. This thing needs all the eyes it can get. Spread the word or else we'll send Compost Larry to spoon you while you sleep. (Jason P. Thompson)

Check the video out by following this link:
http://www.chud.com/news/7137

Please visit the 11 Colonels MySpace page well as my brand new one at these locations:

http://www.myspace.com/11colonels
http://www.myspace.com/nicknunziata
Contests
Eureka (TV)
Watch new Sci-Fi Channel show, win DVDs!
Contest Winner and This Week's Contest
Amy French of Abilene, Texas was the winner of last week's prize, a trio of poker DVDs. This week I'm giving away a V FOR VENDETTA T-Shirt, a copy of Steve Alten's GOLIATH (where the secretary of state is none other than me), and a copy of MEET THE YAMADAS on DVD to the CHUD reader who emails me (nunzichud@yahoo.com) the most interesting true story from their life about something they saw in their lives that blew their mind.
CHUD Puzzles
First there was The Graboid. Then The Thinker. Now we have the Crypt-O-Gram!. Just about every day we're going to try to tax your mind. Dave Davis. Myself. Matt "Blofeld" Hindmarch. Short of the accursed Soduku trend, let us know of you want to contribute some film related trivia and minutia to make the site more interesting.
Merch Of The Week!!
If you like my music with my old bands PKG and The Lucky Nightsticks, you might like my new one The Killing Swarm. Our first CD is here and features CHUD.com familiar faces Micah Robinson, Stephen Murphy, John Makarewicz, myself, and newcomer (not in the George Francisco way) David Krosner. It's not as metal as PKG and not as odd and quirky as TLN. It's good, though! It can be obtained at our Cafepress shop and is our product of the week.
Know Your Chewer!
Become familar with your fellow Chewers by visiting the Chewers section at SewerChewer.Com. There you will find profiles chock full of information.
CHUD Message Boards
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