The Sewer Chewer Newsletter

August 11, 2006
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The Big Hello?

Nick is a little under the weather this week, so I'll be taking the reins for this week's newsletter. (Don't worry, I'll keep it short.)

A lot is going on in Hollywoodland this week, and the CHUD.com crew has been working hard on delivering you the latest in news, reviews and interviews. You'll find a lot of that stuff just below this opening text.

A lot is also happening on the CHUD.com Message Boards, including the 2006 Babe Draft, whose progress you can follow in the Drafts & Lists forum. There are a number of male and female Chewers (including myself) participating, and it's been a blast so far. There's also a 2006 Stud Draft coming up next weel which should be a lot of fun, too.

-Jason P. Thompson
CHUD.COM
Nick's sick, but we're still delivering the goods!
NEWS

THE CHUD SHOW
Installment Twelve, now online.
http://chud.com/news/3725

TRENDSPOTTING... ON THE MOON
Daily Show correspondent does a sci-fi comedy.
http://chud.com/news/7368

LEAK LETTERS #45
More of the letters of the alphabet bent to my will.
http://chud.com/steadyleak/7366

CALLING ALL THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS
New clip from Dead or Alive sure to be an important part of your adolescence.
http://chud.com/news/7367

HALO WHO? (UPDATED)
Here's the guy directing HALO. You don't know him.
http://chud.com/news/7356

JOHN C REILLY GOES BEHIND THE MUSIC
Teams up with Jake Kasdan and Judd Apatow for a comedic biopic.
http://chud.com/news/7364

RATNER CLONES BRAZIL
Yes, Brett Ratner is remaking that classic film.
http://chud.com/news/7363

SET VISIT: KNOCKED UP
Andre Dellamorte makes everybody else jealous by visiting the new Judd Apatow
http://chud.com/news/7359

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THE ROCK A GOOD MOVIE?
Devin wonders why this guy can't get a decent movie.
http://chud.com/news/7358

3 POSTERS OF 300
No, this cool imagery does not equal 900.
http://chud.com/news/7355

CHUD'S 2006 BABE DRAFT COMMENTARY, ROUND 2
More arcane musings on CHUD's annual chick draft.
http://chud.com/news/7357

LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOWDOWN
Gunslingers of the modern day draw down.
http://chud.com/news/7354

PIVEN LIVES IN THE KINGDOM
And he's not wearing the jester's hat.
http://chud.com/news/7352

EXCLUSIVE: AL FRANKEN'S GOD SPOKE POSTER
Only on CHUD.com: The one sheet for the new Al Franken documentary.
http://chud.com/news/7347

INTERVIEWS

PRESS CONFERENCE: WORLD TRADE CENTER
Devin hears from Oliver Stone and the stars of the 9/11 movie.
http://chud.com/interviews/7325

REVIEWS

CLASH OF THE TARTANS: THE HIDDEN BLADE (DVD)
Ian sees the softer side of samurai.
http://chud.com/dvd/7374

NIP/TUCK #3 (DVD)
And the Carver is...
http://chud.com/dvd/7329

WICKED BREAK (BOOK)
Cameron sits through some wicked fluff.
http://chud.com/reviews/7351

INSIDE MAN (DVD)
Russ gets into Spike.
http://chud.com/dvd/7342

COVERT ONE - THE HADES FACTOR (DVD)
Ian doesn't think Stephen Dorff can save us.
http://chud.com/dvd/7348

THE FETAL FILM REPORT
Eileen's back this week with updates!
The Astronaut Farmer
http://chud.com/movies/5534

The Brave One
http://chud.com/movies/4141

Fred Claus
http://chud.com/movies/4925

I Am Legend
http://chud.com/movies/2303

License to Wed
http://chud.com/movies/6176

Madagascar 2
http://chud.com/movies/4415

The Namesake
http://chud.com/movies/5569

-Eileen Bolender

NEW PAGES

Dead or Alive
http://chud.com/movies/7372

The Ground Truth
http://chud.com/movies/7370

Knocked Up
http://chud.com/movies/7373>

OPENING THIS WEEKEND

Pulse (Dimension Films)
http://chud.com/movies/2970

Step Up (Disney Pictures)

Zoom (Sony Pictures)
http://chud.com/movies/2689

THE SPECIAL EDITION
Newell's back in action!
Last week I was quite M.I.A. (in Vietnam, no less) because of some engine trouble in my tiny vehicular slaughter. This week it's a whole different sense of homicide, as there are some very interesting titles that have hit, maimed, and need to be recognized in our DVD lineup.

Brick. We surely have already over-discussed Rian Johnson's film, but the fact remains that you need to put it in your queue. Even more so if you keep glossing right over it. Unlike anything you've ever seen in a while, unless you're into Mark Savage (and that would be heavy speculation), Johnson miraculously blends styles, emotions, and a hearty visual uppercut into a wholly innovate cinematic experience that absolutely, positively has to be seen. And believed.

Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories: Season One. Most of the episodes have aged as gracefully as Dan O'Herlihy, but there are those fleeting moments scattered throughout the set that almost makes a rental close to worthwhile. The sheer quadrant of talent bombarding their way across the stories is gargantuan, which again range from a teen who's given special powers from a meteorite to supernatural forces that roam both attics and mirrors (prepping the minds of directors like Dante and Scorsese). Honestly, I popped in a disc the other day, and for better or worse they're like recreative therapy.

Roman Polanski's Fearless Vampire Killers, or Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are In My Neck. Polanski made the film during his younger trouble free years (yes, that's Sharon Tate as free-flowingly stunning Sarah Shagal) and it's his attempt to infuse comedy into the stodgy gothic wives tales of a faraway land. Shot by the great Douglas Slocombe, Fearless Vampire Killers exhibits a mystical quality that serves it well, even when Polanski (as Professor Abronsius' Assistant) is reacting to the various tribulations thrown his way. For a film that's 39 years old, it certainly doesn't feel like it and that's part of the many reasons why I continually find myself watching the film.

Besides from the above, I now am slowly coming to the conclusion that this newsletter is also a good place to jam-pack some weekly just-announced titles that sometimes, for lack of a better word, miss out on a prominent place in the Special Edition. Sadly, there hasn't been anything major this week, other than the United 93 Limited Edition and The Lake House, but you already knew about those anyway, you savvy searchers, you.

Finally, just in case you might happen to stop before reading the bottom of my words, here's what's arriving on Tuesday, 8/15: Apocalypse Now: The Complete Dossier, Hong Kong Phooey: The Complete Series, Rome: The Complete First Season, Hoot, I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer, James Stewart: The Signature Collection, Ronald Regan: The Signature Collection, Masters of Horror's Argento episode: Jenifer, RV, Scary Movie 4, Six Moral Tales: The Criterion Collection, The Simpsons: Complete Eighth Season, The Weird Al Show: Complete Series, and Billy Zane's Survival Island.

Feel free to berate me on any Message Board thread, but make sure to have a good weekend first. Hopefully, it's one that involves kidnapping some kids to see Rocky III.

-Newell Todd


CREATURE CORNER
Bad movie nights are back!
Creature Corner's hosting another movie screening this sunday! Those in the NYC area have to come out to see Evil Aliens, one of the funniest gorefests to come out in recent years. We had a lot of fun at the 42nd Street Forever screening a few weeks ago- I'd like to meet and have a drink with more of you guys- head on down! All of this is in the interests of getting more of a community together on CC. I'd love to see more people posting on the messageboards, because they've been way too dry lately. It'd be great to talk to all of you horror fans out there... see ya around...

-Alex Riviello

NEWS

COME HANG WITH THE CORNER
Full details about Bad Movie Nights!
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1575

ROMERO DOES J-HORROR
What happened to Diamond Dead?
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1567

FRANKENHOOKER ASSEMBLES ON DVD
Hennenlotter's finest gets a release date
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1576

DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEAR
Alex rants about rumors
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1571

BOOK REVIEW: THE RUINS
Best book of the summer?
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=reviews&id=1566

DVD REVIEW: FEED
Can you stomach it?
http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=reviews&id=1570

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